K on this icon we have jokes!
Hilarious!!!! blahhhh
Q: Where do you find ancient cows?
A: At a moo-seum!
Q:What do cats put in there soft drink?
A: Mice-cubes!
Q: What happened to the wooden car, with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
A: It wooden go!
Q:What do you call a gingerbread house that you live in?
A:Home sweet home!
Q:Whats the difference between here and there?
A:The letter "T"!
Q:What do you get when you cross a cheatah and a hamburger?
A:Fastfood!
Q:Who can shave for a whole day and still have a beird?
A:A barber!
Q:What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
A:Odor in the court!
Q:What does a baby computer call its dad?
A:Data!
**Favorite**
Q:Why was the officer sleeping on the job?
A:Because he was undercover!
Q:Why cant a leopard hide?
A: Because he was already spotted!
Q:Where is the middle of nowhere?
A: The "H"!
Q:What kind of bird helps you eat?
A: A swallow!
Q:What kind of food is hot but sounds cold?
A: Chillie!
And 1 diss....
You're so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
and how do you wake up lady gaga ???? you poke her face hahaha get it like her single poker face
 | burn that was a big diss |
